Cori Ander Green, your fake name amuses me
Me: whats her middle name?
Me: i hope it’s ann
Me: it’s not ann is it?
Me: i’m sad
Me: is it ander? like coriander? i know that’s not how it’s spelled….correander?
Me: isnt that a kitchen utencil?
Me: or maybe collander
Me: maybe correander is a spice
Me: oh ok. i just did some investigating and it’s “chinese parsley” so it’s a spice. so i was mostly right
Me: i’ll name her parsley
Me: haha parsley green, redundant bc parsley is green!
Me: oh my hell, it IS spelled CORIANDER
Me: i hope her middle name is ANDER
Me: that would make my day
I still don’t know her middle name…