Some days I shouldn’t be allowed to talk to people
Like today. I’m irritated by you. All of you. Except YOU. You’re ok.
I’m irritated that a business won’t answer and they’re voice mailbox is full so I can’t even leave a message yelling at them. Well that’s actually probably why your voicemail is full. Because all the other people who are mad at you have already left their angry messages. I hope they yelled for me too since I don’t get to and I hope it included cursing. Hopefully I’ll get my chance soon.
Also, YOU SUCK. YOU don’t know who you are, but you should. Because you irritate me. STOP IT.