That Ocean Is A Sneaky Beach
Sign at the entrance to the beach
Things this sign taught me:
1. The ocean will take your feet right out from under you. But your head will be above water, so it’s ok.
2. A beak will come out of the ocean to eat you if you stand on dry rocks. It will give you no warning.
3. The ocean is sneaky, don’t turn your back on it. It might steal your wallet.
4. ooooh shark!