This is a disturbing post and I’m sorry for it. Kind of.
Did you know that a woman produces like 2 million eggs but only uses about 400(I’m not certain that information is accurate, but let’s just go with it)? Well, that’s a lot of wasted eggs. What if you could eat unfertilized human eggs? Like we eat unfertilized chicken eggs. How tiny would they be? Would there be a yolk? Egg whites? I guess it would be like caviar because of their size and rarity. Next question is how would you get these eggs? Well, I decided the easiest way to get the eggs would be to get them out of the ovaries after a hysterectomy. Then there would be no more wasted eggs! Ok so who would eat these? Only a crazy person.
There are some people who ingest the placenta from their child’s birth. Did you know there is placenta shampoo? Well there is. Di-gus-ting. Those people would eat human caviar. Probably.
If you never come back and read my blog again after this, I will understand. This was one of the weirdest thoughts that ever entered my head.