And then he asked me to get him a martini
Zebra print is so in. Especially when an 11 pound Dachshund is wearing it.
Or..sleeping in it.
Look at him, he doesn’t even look amused. He’s like pahleeze. Will you stop with the pictures? I’m just laying here. Oh, whatever, I guess just continue on. I’m adorable, I should be used to these photos by now. Just make sure I’m covered, I sleep in the nude for goodness sake.