ok, so that’s not true, but it did get your attention and it did get you to click on my blog but now you just think I’m a liar so I better have something awesome to follow this up. Right? Well..lucky you I have no idea what I’m going to write about now. Maybe how my brand new coworker said to me “I still haven’t decided if you’re a serial killer or not” and I had only been there 5 days. I have no idea why he would say something like that to me. I mean I’m a nice person, with morals..
Maybe because of a conversation that went like this on my 3rd day of employment:
I can’t remember how we got on this subject but he said something like “if you tried to kill me you would fail because I would take your knife and stab you with it” and I said, I wouldn’t use a knife. So he said ok, I would take your gun. And I said I wouldn’t use a gun, there’s too much evidence. And then I just sat there and looked at him while he tried to figure out what I would do…then he said “you would slowly poison my coffee, wouldn’t you?” And then I just laughed and looked away.
And then today someone told him I was a kickboxer so he better be nice, and he said I wasn’t scary and another coworker said well she’s probably faster than you, I wouldn’t mess around. All the while I was just sitting there listening. See, I don’t even need to talk and people just know that I’m not one to be messed with.
Even though I have literally never been in a fight. Except that one time where my step brother punched me in the throat. But that was the beginning and the end of that fight.