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Getting stabbed isn’t on my list of things to do

You know when you’re around someone with a knife and they think it’s funny to pretend to stab you? Well, that scares me. I don’t like the thought of being stabbed or pretend stabbed. That would hurt so bad. I can barely handle a papercut or a cat scratch. I can’t imagine how bad it would hurt to have sharp metal stuck in you. I feel pretty sure that if I did get stabbed, I would want them to leave the knife in there though. Mainly because I KNOW it’s going to hurt going in so I bet it extra hurts coming out. Secondly, I have a nail in my tire now, but the air stays in. If I take the nail out, the air will go out. So maybe if the knife is left in, the blood and organs will stay in until I can safely but urgently arrive at the hospital.

I really hope it’s only 1 knife though. because another tire had 2 nails in it, and the air didn’t stay in.

I also hope it’s just a knife. I know sometimes people stab people with other sharp objects. I don’t understand how un-sharp objects stab. I feel like that would probably hurt most. Like rebar. People get stabbed with rebar when they fall. Holy Ouch! No. How hard to you have to fall to get stabbed with rebar? Why is rebar where you fell? Why is rebar always rusty? ….so many questions


I won’t murder you, but I look like I might.

I love Minute to Win It. So I throw minute to win it parties and they’re quite fun.  I’m an EXCELLENT host.

We had ping pong balls, bowls of water, marbles, oreos, streamers, balloons, clothespins, M&M’s, feathers, and alcohol! What more do you want?

Oh, a watermelon to throw cards into? I’m on it… lemme just grab a knife.

Yeah, I'm wearing Tye Dye, what about it?

yay streamers!!!  Who knew you could have so much fun in 1 minute!

Somewhere kids are in need of streamers and in 1 single minute we wasted 14 of them.